My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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