Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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