Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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