hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
drinking out of a sandbucket again
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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