this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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