Yo dont text me then not text me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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