If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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