I want to make a zoo with you.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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