"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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