I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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