If that was your dad, he is hot
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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