"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
