Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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