Dual....:-)
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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