ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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