she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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