I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Do plants get herpes?
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