So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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