you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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