that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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