i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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