We won't sleep together?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
