Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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