For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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