it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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