I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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