I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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