AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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