no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
