Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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