ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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