I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I can't turn off my feet"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
