I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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