If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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