I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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