Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
