Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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