i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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