If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Randomize
