member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize