And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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