No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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