I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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