There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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