no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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