but the lizard people decide everything anyway
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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