i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
