I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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