I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
we should paint friendship bongs
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