i barfeds in our rink
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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