New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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