that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
now i know why i became what i already was.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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