I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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